The Alien Robots Have Left New York!
January 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
After her last performance in that All My Sons crap, Katie Holmes got into her spaceship and rushed to join Tommy Girl at several Golden Globe after-parties. Yes, this means no more ten million pictures a day of a weepy Stepford Katie in some not-right jeans, dragging Suri down with her. What are the pappies going to do now? Well, they could go on over to Mars 2112, take pictures of the aliens there and sell that shit to the tabloids. They wouldn’t be the wiser.
Hopefully, Tommy sent Suri to rehab for exhaustion. Homegirl has to be spent from working 24-hour shifts while in NYC.
Katie’s only smiling in the picture above, because that lady is pointing at her nipple. This is the most action she’s gotten in a long ass time.
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