Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Knoxville

Swab the poopy deck! Seriously, there’s a million semen jokes floating in these pictures of Johnny Knoxville in a sailor hat. Just put a condom on your hand and fish one out.

So, this is an open post where you can talk about how you’d like Johnny to hit it from the back while wearing that sailor hat or why everyone in the pictures below don’t look amused. Or you can talk about whatever the hell your genitals desire.

I’ll start: why is that I always have to go pee pee times 10-minutes before I have to get up in the morning. It’s the fucking worse. Whenever the piss is slowly tinkling out of the hole (beautiful visual), I look over at the clock and there’s usually around 10 minutes left before the alarm goes and ruins my life. My choices are either to get up completely or to stay in bed and risk pissing the sheets. And my dog has had it with me telling the laundry hos that he suffers from “Fergie Syndrome.” Yeah, I don’t have children, so I have to blame it on the dog.