Here’s yet another baby announcement without the damn name! This better not be a trend, because the name is all we really care about. Well, I just care to see how fucked up it is.
Yeah so, a little baby boy pranced out of 22-year-old Charlotte Church’s vagina door just after midnight today at her home. Church on a Sunday! Sorry. The Daily Mail says Charlotte gave birth in a birthing pool with the help of two midwives. Damn 20/20! Reading about Char busting out a baby in a birthing pool makes me think of that ho having an orgasm while giving birth. I’m totally picturing Char screaming “Oh, God! Hallelujah! A little to the right. That’s the spot! Bring it hoooooome!” while pushing out her baby. I will never forgive 20/20 for bringing this into my life.
Charlotte’s website said her new baby friend weighed in at 7lb 5oz. This is Charlotte and Gavin Henson’s second kid together. They have a 16-month daughter named Ruby.
I hope they name Onyx in keeping with the gemstone theme. Or maybe Tiger’s Eye. Yeah, I like that one.
I’m sure Char is already drunk and working on her next baby! She’ll be knocked up again by midnight! Weeeeeee!