Two Adorable Pocket People Had A Baby!

January 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Dolores Fonzi, Gael Garcia Bernal’s special friend, popped out a baby boy on Thursday in Madrid. That’s what Gael’s rep person told UsWeekly. They’ve been dating since 2007, they met in 2001, they made a baby 9 months ago, blah…blah…blah…

These two are pretty fucking cute. So little. So cute. He’s the size of a lima bean, so she’s probably the size of a lentil. I just want to carry them in my palm to the nearest Toys ‘R Us where I will buy them tiny clothes from the Polly Pocket section. I will dress them up and then throw them in my teacup and watch them swim! They are so adorable. That means their baby is like microscopic! I want a microbaby!

And as for their new baby’s name – they haven’t released it yet.

Why hasn’t a celebwhore named their baby Concepcion yet? I’m still waiting for that! And you know how I feel about the name Ethel. I know they had a boy, but if Gael and Dolores named him Concepcion Ethelita, I would explode like a swap meet pinata.

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