Oh, fuck me with a rotten carrot. Prince Hot Ginge has fucked up yet again. A while ago, he thought it would be really highfuckinglarious to wear a Nazi uniform. He got dick slapped for that shit and apologized. Well, this time he got busted saying a few racial slurs on camera. This is so typical. I always get excited in the genitals for royal douchebags. A real ROYAL douchebag this time.
The News of the World put together a very charming video of Hot Ginge while on duty with his army comrades. In it, he calls one of his Asian friends “our little Paki friend.” Oh, but he doesn’t stop there. In another touching moment, he tells another officer, who is wearing a camouflage veil on his head, “Fuck me, you look like a raghead.” Throughout the video, he says shit like “All is good in the Empire.” And he also pretends he’s on a phone call with the Queen while hanging out in a field in Cyprus with his fellow cadets. He ends the fake call by saying, “Send my love to the corgis. I’ve got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that’s great.” The News of the World calls it “mocking” the Queen, but I see it as him just trying to be funny. I mean, douchewater is running through his veins!
It totally grosses me out that I got a tingly feeling in the loins, when another dude asks Hot Ginge if his pubes are ginge. He answers, “Yes.” Why oh why did my tongue get all hot when he said that? AND his voice even makes my nipples purr. But what’s coming out of his mouth makes them frown. The only words that should ever be allowed to come out of his mouth are: “Make sweeeeet sweeeet sweeeet love to me, Michael K.” That’s it! All other words are off limits.
Clarence House issued a statement saying “so sowwy” for Prince Hot Ginge’s fuckery. They said: “Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be—and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause. However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend. Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead’ to mean Taliban.”
Below is the video. The News of the World also has some pics of him licking and kissing on another comrade while telling him “I love you.” Yes, Ginge. More of this sexy shit and less of that other crap. If I wasn’t mad at him, I would want him to lick on me. But he’s going to have to make it up to me. Make it up and them make out with me. Ugh. I need to quit that bitch!