Brit Brit’s Cheetolings Are Spying On Daddy’s New Ho

January 10, 2009 / Posted by:

K-WellFed is boning some broad named Victoria Prince and Brit Brit has dispatched her pair of Cheetolings to spy on the two. You know Brit Brit gave SPF and JJ the codenames La Choy and Bacos.

A source told The National Enquirer (via SS) that Brit Brit told Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos to tell her what Victoria is like and if she spends the night. The source went on to say, “She has also asked her bodyguards to milk information out of Kevin’s bodyguards and quizzed his nanny and friends. She’s been texting people, asking what’s up with him and Victoria.

K-WellFed might know what’s up, because according to some skanks he loves it when Brit Brit wants him back.

Yeah, right. He doesn’t know shit! Look at the picture above. He has no idea that Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos are hiding under his triple-XL bull dyke shorts. They are making Mama Cheetos proud.

Here’s K-WellFed and that Victoria ho going bowling in Los Angeles the other night.

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