Puff…puff…puff “Well, what a bitch, power runs out, she gets mad, throws me across the room! What? I’ve got to buy the batteries? What a bitch, huh, Mr Ashtray?” – El Bastardo
This ain’t that bad. Madonna’s last vibrator was addicted to crack. – Axl
Dave Stewart’s new vibrator: The Lucky Strike Rabbit–Mentholated for her pleasure. – DeeDee
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