Peta has once again pulled a WTF by launching a campaign urging whores to start calling fish “sea kittens” so that we won’t want to eat them anymore. The catfish of the world are staging a protest. They are the only pussies with gills.
Whatever the hell you call that shit, I’m still going to enjoy a hot plate of “sea kitten and chips” every damn week.
Peta thinks that people don’t like fish (Rosie, Ellen, SamRo not included) very much, so they started a website in hopes of changing their image. Peta says on the website, “Nobody would hurt a sea kitten! People don’t seem to like fish. We’re going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover.” They also asking hos to sign a petition asking the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the promotion of sea kitten hunting (aka fish hunting).
Peta’s sea kitten really looks like a pussy eating a fish. It’s the new lesbian mascot! Seriously, it does sound like a lezzie sex act done in the bathtub or pool.
You know, I’m going to give this whole “sea kitten” thing a shot, because I’m into making waiters uncomfortable. But if I order the grilled sea kitten and they bring me something with fur and whiskers on it, I’m going to flour bomb Peta.
And when I googled “sea kitten,” this is the first picture that came up. Sea kitteh not so cute.