Rocco Has A Dick Like David

January 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Put on your peendar goggles and determine where or not’s columnist, Whitney Casey, is speaking the truth or is lie-telling. I mean, Rocco could have promised her a dinner with his mom if she lied about his peen size. I fell in love with his mommy after watching The Restaurant.

So! Whitney had a little conversation with Howard Stern on his Sirius show and DownByTheHipster was listening in when she described the best fuck she ever had:

Rocco Dispirito was the best lay she ever had. She also claims that he had a perfect penis. Howard asked what that means. Whitney said that he looks like the statue David. Howard said that statue has a small dick. She said that he’s a good looking dude from head to toe and his penis was like a Viagra version of the statue of David.

The perfect dick is different for everybody. It’s like a puzzle. A rock hard 8″ wang that sounds good on paper can turn out to be a major bust (and not in a good way) when put to work. There have been times when I’ve first laid eyes on a schlong that made the heavens open up and my no-no sing “Hallelujah!” But after a few strokes, I went looking for the GONG! It truly depends.

That being said, my peendar tells me Rocco is a wittle above average in length. I’d say anywhere from 6.5″ to 7.5″. I’d also say he has average girth, but I picture him with an overly large mushroom head. He’s a chef! That’s what my professional HO opinion is.

And Whitney is a stupid bitch for telling us Rocco has a dick like David on Viagra, but doesn’t bring picture proof. That’s wrong.


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