Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Brenton Alan Erhardt -This Australian dude got caught jacking his stick shift if I ain’t being too subtle. Oh, why be subtle? Brenton was straight-up waxing his peen pole while driving 93mph down the highway. Not only was Brenton hand hugging his little friend, but he was also videotaping the precious moment. And he was smoking weed! AND he had two bongs and two marijuana plants in his car. A party for one at 93mph!

A judge sentenced his ass to 2 months in jail and fined him $2000. The judge told Brenton, “You’re not a particularly young man. This is the sort of conduct you might expect of a much younger, immature person to engage in.” Wha?! You’re never to old for jacking and driving.

Brenton is only a hot slut for the above picture alone. Thank you for giving us your “getting caught with your dick in your hand” face. By the way, he better send that shit into Australia’s Funniest Home Videos if there is such a thing. A guaranteed winner.

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