Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 3

January 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Round 2 wasn’t even close. Spaghetti Cat proved that even though his creators have died (see below), he will go on! SC noodled off (I know, but he doesn’t run) with 67% of the votes leaving Michelle Duggar’s super snatch behind. Now on to our third round. The slut who wins this round will go on to dick fight Spaghetti Cat and La Pequena in the final finals. Here are your choices:

September: Abandoned Couch – Seriously, it’s an abandoned couch. That’s it!
October: Clara Meadmore – The 105-year-old virgin! And she’s still alive!
November: Kim Zolciak – Fake cancer survivor and the place where wigs go to die.
December: Rojo Caliente – No explanation needed.

I swear, Abandoned Couch is going to pull some shit. I know it! Seriously, I know most of you don’t have hearts, so vote with your genitals. It will point you to the right choice. Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The final slut in the finals will be announced sometime tomorrow. You know, whenever I feel like getting my lazy ass out of bed.

Tags: Hot Slut of the Year

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