Last month, HoHan was spotted “nuzzling” on Sean Penn in NYC. I figured she was just trying to snort out a little sugah-covered booger chunk from his nose. Well, Ho and Penn were back together at Nobu in L.A. the other night. A nosy ho told Celebuzz (via P6), “Sean was the only guy at a table full of Lindsay and her friends. The whole table chatted and chain-smoked.”
Lily Allen was absolutely right. Coke isn’t one of Satan’s minions. It also brings people together. If it wasn’t for the candy dust, Ho and Penn might not be sharing laughs and fags at dinner. Can you imagine their conversation. Actually, there’s probably not a lot of talking going on. They just stare at each other, licking their lips, sniffing their noses and wiping their snot. Then they get up and go to the bathroom, come back, sit down, and do it all over again. I doubt they’re bumping it.
But if they were, what would their couple name me? I’m thinking HoPenn. Well, let’s drop the unnecessary n and put an e in its place where it rightfully belongs. HoPeen! Perfect.
Oh and what about that sad little lesbian SamRo? Page Six says that she really did end their shit, but HoHan is in denial. Some source said, “Sam broke up with Lindsay but she is completely in denial about it.”
When someone dumps your ass and you’re not ready to let go of their good sexin’ or their wallet, the best thing to do is pretend like it never happened. That way you can just skip on up and demand they lick your orgasm maker or give you some cash. If you whine and persist long enough, they’ll finally just give in to shut you up.