Dexter Married His Sister

January 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You’re boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year’s Eve in Big Sur, CA.

Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.

Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!

P.S. – Let’s all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She’s giving us face.

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