Vintage Mini-Me

January 8, 2009 / Posted by:

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen since watching a video of a hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll earlier today. It’s Verne Troyer when he was in high school in Michigan. So I guess we can say when he was a mini-mini-Mini-Me. He looks like a little chipmunk! I just want to give birth to him and feed him acorns. You know, that’s probably possible now, because I’m sure I can get him up my no-no and then push him out. But he doesn’t have that little Alvin from The Chipmunks face anymore!

Verne was even voted Centreville High’s Prom King! Hmm… I suspect some ballot-stuffing went on. Meaning, Verne stuffed himself in the ballot box, so that when they went to open it, he was just sitting there. They said “fuck it” and declared him the winner! Seriously, if he went to my high school, I would have voted him Prom King, Homecoming Queen, Big Mini Man on Campus, etc… etc….

And for more Verne adorableness, click here to see him in an afro wig singing “Endless Love” with Ulrika Jonsson on Celebrity Big Brother. I wish Verne could serenade me to sleep every night with his lil’ baby chipmunk voice.

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