This Is How I Expected Them To Look Shirtless

January 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Whenever I have dry dreams (it doesn’t get wet anymore without a lot of work) about Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie from The Flight of the Conchords, this is exactly how I imagined them topless. Time Out did not Photoshop this. It is the real shit. Showtime digitally makes their bodies less hot on the show, because they don’t want to be known as sex symbols. They want to be taken seriously for their funnies!

P.S. – Do you really want to know where you can work out late at night? The answer is: my beeeeeeedroom. Membership will cost you one Watchamacallit and a wink from your right eye (no lefties).

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