It wasn’t the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. – madam s.
Where milk shakes really come from – Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami – WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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