The Original MiserAlba

January 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Now we finally know where MiserAlba got her beautiful bitchface from. She got it from her moms! Yeah, I too thought this was Kathy Griffin in a remake of Shallow Hal, but it’s just MiserAlba’s mama je’e.

You know, I think I might have a bitch crush on Catherine Alba. I mean, she’s a ginge, albeit a fake ass one, and she’s mastered the total cuntface. I’m also getting a little bit of “Jeana from The Real Housewives of Orange County” flavor from her. And who doesn’t love Jeana?

I hope Catherine crop dusted MiserAlba after she said this shit about her mom last year, “Everyone in my family is heavily overweight I wanted to be healthier, so I started cooking for myself when I was 12 years old.”

Heavily overweight?! What an asshole! That’s big and beautiful to her! I guess MiserAlba is a bigger bitch than her mom. Well, she was given the tools and she did it better.

Here’s Big MiserAlba and Lil’ MiserAlba doing stuff yesterday. And also Lil’ MiserAlba with new hair today. It’s nice to see that her new haircut didn’t fuck with her precious bitchface.

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