Pepaw Pitt Talks About You Know What

January 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Oh, look. Brad Pitt loved his Benjamin Button old baby face make-up so much that he’s decided to wear it everywhere! If that was only the truth. This definitely needs more tinkering by the Photoshop elves. I know, Brad is trying to be all “raw” and “real” on the cover of W Magazine, but he only looks “elderly” and “sleepy.” I could take a canoe down one of his forehead canals. I mean, damn! I bet you St. Angie’s vagina is like a 7-year-old’s since it sucked out all of Brad’s hotness and youth. Just feed Pepaw Pitt some Ensure through a straw and let’s move on.

So….in the February issue of W, Brad is ooooooonce again dragging out this shit bitches have been talking about for fucking centuries. You can even read about this drama on the walls of the tombs of Egypt. But here I am continuing the fuckery, so I’ll slap myself with a baby later.

Brad defended St. Angie when talking about how they got together while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. He said, “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.”

Okay, he gets points for saying “dastardly affair.” Not only does he looks like he was born in the late 1800s, but he talks like it too!

Now, he also defended Jennifer’s infamous “uncool” comment. Brad said, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Um. They are the fucking creators! The interviewer didn’t hide the word “uncool” in a cucumber sandwich and force feed it to Jen. She said it willingly! And by “sweetheart” he really means, “She exists, so every now and again I have to pat her on the head.

All of these three famewhores are in cahoots for some publicity . When does Jen have another movie coming out? Because that’s when we’re going to see her naked ass on the cover of a magazine in some kind of ferret pose with the quote, “It WAS a DASTARDLY affair!

The only person I believe in all of this is Maddox. He tells the truth. I’m still waiting for his tell-all.

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