Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 7, 2009 / Posted by:

George Kistner – Are you over the age of 18? Do you live in Louisville, KY? Is your vagina clean and wart free? Do you not have a man? Are you really fucking desperate? If the answer is yes to all those questions, then I have the “free face” for you! George Kistner has a website offering to suck the poon of any ladies who meet his requirements. HA. Yes, he has requirements. And he’s also an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church! So you will be getting a holy experience.

Click here to visit his site to read his terms, learn more about him and apply (you know you want to). Shit. I’d sit on his face just to cover it up.

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