Douche Hipster Pops Out Of Cow’s Cooch

January 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Yes, this is totally real. But honestly, it’s still kind of gross. At first I thought it was a video of Bronx Mowgli’s birth. This has to be a viral video for Ray-Ban, American Apparel or some other shit.

This seriously explains explains where a lot of the dudes in my neighborhood come from, because most of them are just as slimy. That said, I’d still hit it, cow cooch smegma and all…. The dude, not the cow, you sick fuck!

VIA Towleroad

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