Donna Martin Is Thisclose To Returning To 90210

January 7, 2009 / Posted by:

I don’t think I can call Tori SpellingTori the Hutt” anymore since lost a lot of chunk. Now she kind of looks like an elderly praying mantis doing a terrible Carol Channing impersonation. She’s still fug, though. Fug light!

When the new 90210 was announced, I was seriously all about it. Mostly because Brenda Walsh was one of the first bitches in my life who taught me how to really hate with all your heart and soul. After watching every episode, I just don’t know…. I’m trying soooo hard to love it like the old shit, but the only time I’m not pitching my berries to stay awake is when Brenda and Kelly are in a scene together. I get off on that shit because I know how much they fucking hate each other in real life. Shannen just wants to take Jennie’s hair, braid it into pigtails, kick her on all fours and ride her into traffic. I can see the look in her eyes. But Brenda’s run is coming to an end. And what’s even worse is that the producers want to bring Donna Martin back. AHHH!

Michael Ausiello claims Tori is in final talks to do several episodes. The deal will probably be complete today. Tori reportedly didn’t want to come back sooner, because she was afraid of working with Shannen. That’s right. Shannen would fuck that bitch up for talking shit on her in Tori’s book. Although, that might be a good thing for Tori since Shannen could probably beat some pretty into her fug face.

If Donna Martin comes back and Brenda Walsh stays away, I just don’t know how much longer I can watch this mess. That annoying bitch Annie is just begging to get slapped in the teeth.

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Thanks Alia

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