Over the Christmas break, I spent ten gazillion hours watching the Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime from my mom’s couch. It made me wish I could have these memaws in my life every single day and now it’s possible with the Golden Girls dolls! Except, they’re sold out. Fuck! My! Dreams!
My friend Guy sent me over this site which features all sorts of dolls of beloved characters from TV and cinema. Usually, dolls make me scream for my mommy, but these Golden Dolls don’t. Although, the Bea Arthur doll sort of makes me uncomfortable since it looks like she’s coming to tear my head off and stuff it into her mouth. Okay…maybe I do need my mommy.
Click here to see the rest of the dolls including the extremely horrifying Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? dolls. Satan does exist! And the Nicole Kidman Moulin Rouge doll looks more life-like than the real thing.
P.S. – The doll artist also does commissions! A Rojo Caliente doll can finally be mine! They already have a Chicken Cutlets doll!