Kate With Child?

January 6, 2009 / Posted by:

These pictures of Kate Moss with a belly that doesn’t concave have led some to believe that a baby friend is currently renting that space. Kate is in Thailand right now with her boyfriend and daughter. Yes, she’s there right now! So get a kayak and paddle your ass over there! While you’re there, bring me back a beautiful ladyboy, because I really need one as my professional confidante and go-go dancer.

Anyway, some source told The Daily Mail that while she’s in Thailand, Kate has told her daughter’s nanny that she’s sending more work her way. The source said, “Kate told her that the bonus had been doubled, as she hoped she’d have twice as much work for her this year.”

Kate isn’t acting like your run-of-the-mill pregnant lady, because she’s been smoking and drinking. The source said Kate is planning to detox in Thailand in a few days. Detox = shit out all your insides.

Yes, Kate could be knocked up, but she also could have just eaten something that wasn’t an ice cube or a lemon seed. That’s what you do on vacation. You get drunk, get fat and get dicked. Those are the rules. On the other hand, if she is carrying a lil’ bundle of cokeyness, there has to be a reason for the fag in her hand and the beer juice going down her throat.

Obviously, Kate cares about her fetus. Fetuses get bored! Imagine just laying there, trying to find ways to past the time. It probably sucks. So Kate just dropped him a little beer and blew a little nicotine his way, so that he can lay back and enjoy the ride. If only Kate could shove a care package containing a bong, a Rubik Cube and an ABBA CD up her vagina, her fetus will be all set for the next few months.

P.S. – There’s some Moss nipple in a couple of these pics for those that work for prudes! But in the future, if you see a Moss post, there’s most likely going to be nekkid booby in it. That’s how Kate rolls.

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