It’s Baaaaack!

January 6, 2009 / Posted by:

I was beginning to think that American Idol looser (that’s how we spell it around these parts) Sanjaya was working as a morning-shift shampoo girl at some salon in Shoreline, Washington, but he isn’t! Sanjaya is leaping back into America’s hearts like a precious deer with flowing Yanni-like locks with his new EP “Dancing to the Music in My Head” due out in exactly two weeks!

I wish Sanjaya’s music in his head would stay there….forever. Yes, keep the music in your head, Sanjaya. It’s safe there. No one will hurt it if it just stays in your head and isn’t released into the wild. You can even dance to it. By yourself. Alone. In your head. Alone. Keep it there.

I feel like if I was trippin’ out on shrooms or computer duster, I would completely become one with this album cover. I would dance inside this Cost Plus fuckery amongst the stars and swirlies. But since I’m as sober as a 4-year-old, it looks like it was made by his fans. And by “fans” I mean his big-tittied sister and that crazy crying girl. Actually, scratch that crazy crying girl. Even she moved on to David Archuleta and his baby teeth.

If you did some fucked up shit last night and need to torture yourself, head on over to Amazon to preview some of his songs. Or better yet, just watch Sanjaya’s performance below. Watching this Bollylimp shit is like the equivalent of cutting yourself, but it won’t leave nasty scars. i-Cutting!

Source: SOW

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