Getting Beat Down At The Vadge Show

January 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Before we get into this tragic tale of getting beat down at the Vadge concert, can we discuss the picture above. Is that mega peen or pocket gas? If it’s the former, Patrick Wolf has just earned a place on my “No-No’s Most Wanted” list. I can ignore his Tinkerbell fell in a dumpster look as long as the peen is major.

Okay, so if you’re going to a Vadge concert, you should expect to be surrounded by shiny gayness. The gayness in the air should be so thick that you’ll start to cough up glitter. That’s not the case and singer (and frequent guest on my iTunes playlist) Patrick Wolf learned this the hard way.

In an interview with Electroqueer, Patrick said he was trying to get a little sugar from his boyfriend at Vadge’s gun show, when he was told by security that he needs to stop that funny shit, because prudes were bitching about it. Patrick said:

“Three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said, ‘Can you stop that? This is a family venue.’ No joke…

The bouncer said, ‘You know we can do this the easy way or the violent way’ and I said, ‘I’m staying so you do whatever you want.’ And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man’s face covered in blood. I couldn’t move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs – it was just mad.

They are currently researching the CCTV – it’s just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. You know it means I can’t be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again – which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn.

You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like seven of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing – it was a Madonna concert, y’know!”

Now I have another reason to never go to a Vadge show again! The first reason is that I really don’t want to take a second mortgage on my mom’s house to buy a ticket. And now I’ve learned that if you go, you might end your night in an hospital where you have to shit in a bag because you got your ass kicked so badly. It’s bad enough that I have to go caca in a bag in the comfort of my own house, but in a hospital with everyone watching? Too much.

Seriously, how is the Vadge show a family event? CPS better come knocking on your screen door if you take your kids to that shit. Who cares about the cursing and sex! It’s her Gremlin-crotch that will give your children night terrors for the rest of their lives. They’ll wake up screaming about the toothy clit coming to get them!

Thanks Emily

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