Why Waste The Wine?!

January 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Last night, the promised epic fight between Sharon Osbourne and that fatty faced Megan went down on Crack Rock Charm School Reunion. This was the fight that landed Megan in the hospital claiming Sharon done pulled her weave out leaving bald spots. Megan also filed a police report. Vh1 didn’t show the hardcore goods, because a million security officers covered the fun. I mean, how many dudes does it take to tear apart a dumb whore and an old bitch?

But what they did show was pretty awesome. Sharon sort of started it by saying Megan should get her lady parts fixed so that she can’t spawn any lil’ bikini-wearing whores. The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. Megan fought back by telling Sharon she’s only famous for managing a decrepit rock star with worm meat brains. At first, Sharon laughed it off, then she did a little cough-act and poured her cup of wine all over Megan’s skeeze body. Megan looked like the dirty maxi pad she truly is. Usually I cry when people waste the booze, but this was worth it.

Megan was pretty fucking tanked, so I don’t understand why she didn’t open up her alki-hole and drink up all of that wine being poured on her! Don’t let it fall everywhere! What kind of drunk slut is she?! If I was Megan, I would’ve been sucking the booze out of my weave while Sharon was punching me in the dough face. The booze is more important!

It also sounded like the audience was screaming “Jerry” instead of “Sharon.” Screaming Jerry would have been more appropriate.

And the next time you get into some fight with a dumb bitch, handle it like a real charming lady and throw your choice beverage in her fat boy face! That’s what Headmaster Sharon recommends!

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