The First Cat Is In Heaven

January 5, 2009 / Posted by:

At least I was respectful and didn’t call him the First Pussy! Besides, we all know who the real First Pussy is. Stop! Now is not the time for my fuckery. We must mourn the passing of the second greatest member of the Bush family (Barney is the first, sorry).

The White House website says that the Bush’s 18-year-old cat India passed away yesterday at home. India was given to Barbara when she was 9. India stayed with George and Laura when Barbara went off to college.

The family also called India “Willie” and “Kitty.” Okay, she must have died from confusion, because they kept calling her ass all these different names! I’m joking again and now is not the time. I’ll stop. But seriously, you know that evil Barney has something to do with this!

Rest in peace, India/Willie/Kitty……


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