It’s Gross!

January 5, 2009 / Posted by:

If you ever need a spokeswhore, hire HoHan, because her statements always sound like they were written by a 9-year-old girl (or me). When asked by Life & Style if it was true that she was no longer scissoring SamRo’s clam box, she said, “We didn’t break up. No. People need to stop creating drama, it’s gross.” Personally, I would’ve added an “Ewwwwww” and a “Shut up!

The gross rumor HoHan is ewwwing about is that she’s moved out of SamRo’s house and their lezzietale romance has come to an end. Access Hollywood called it and so did TMZ.

Not only did HoHan gross about it with Life & Style, but she also went on her own blog to deny that shit, because it’s not like she’s doing anything else. She wrote:


little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

It’s gross. NOT TRUE. And the GOSSIP needs to stop. Got it?! Good. But wait. Do you think creating drama is gross when you leak it to the tabloids for extra coke cash? HoHan thinks not.

You know, I’m glad to hear they’re not breaking up, because this is not how it’s supposed to end! HoHan’s supposed to roll on Ecstasy, wander through rural Fresno, knock on a stranger’s door and tell them she’s the daughter of God. That’s how real fauxmosexuals end their lezzie relationships. I hope HoHan learned something from Anne Heche.

P.S. – The only thing gross about any of this is HoHan’s bi-color weave in that picture above.

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