Becky Romjin and Jerry O’Connell have continued the celebwhore trend of giving their babies woodland creature names.
Becky gave birth to twin girls on December 28th. Becky and Jerry weren’t telling jokes when they said they would name one of their kids Dolly after Dolly Parton. They named one of their girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and the other Charlie Tamara Tulip. Yes, Dolly Rose and Charlie Tulip! I bet they can already play a banjo made out of fish gills, wear the fuck out of a bonnet and dance a jig. Beatrix Potter would be so proud!
Seriously, I don’t mind the name Dolly……..for a cat, a big-tittied legend, a cloned sheep or a sass-talking chipmunk. But not for a baby friend!
And Bronx Mowgli is still shaking his fist in the air, because his place as the poor child with the fugliest baby name is secure!