Busty Hearts Is Making America Proud

January 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Busty Hearts, the hot bitch who should have won America’s Got Talent, took her chichis of mass destruction overseas to demonstrate her skills on a Spanish TV show. Now TMZ says one of Busty’s tracks came out of her head while she was pounding melons, but I didn’t see that shit. I get off seeing weaves pieces try to escape, so I watched it over and over again to see the exact moment, but it never came for me. Maybe because I was too busy trying to comfort my crying nipples.

And Busy still doesn’t have shit on Aretha Franklin. Aretha can break a bowling ball in two just by flashing her CHICHIS (so big you gotta use all caps) at it.

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