Would You Hit It?

January 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Your answer has to be yes. Who would turn down a peen ride from Edward Lewis/Zack Mayo/Jack Sommersby? It’s sad, but Sommersby is one of my top 10 favorite suck shows of all time. Jodie Foster and Richard Gere as fucking lovers! All the gerbils in the land rolled their eyes when that shit came out.

Who cares if Richard looks like the boozy pepaw who fell off the ladder while painting my mother’s house! I’d dress up in a gerbil costume and run in a damn wheel for hours if that’s what turned his sick ass on. Gerbilling!

Here’s Richard Gere in a sexy farmer tan participating in a little foreplay action with some slutty wave while vacationing with his family in St. Barts.

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