This Is What Dita Von Teese Wears To Pilates Class

January 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Does Dita Von Teese ever dress down? Like ever? Don’t get me wrong. I think everyone should just like “Joan Crawford going to a weekday funeral” every single day. But does Dita ever say to herself, “Fuckitall. I’m wearing caca-stained sweats and a torn t-shirt from a car dealership to go work out.” This takes effort. She doesn’t even de-glam when she’s actually working out. There’s enough hairspray and make-up there to keep a million Barbie Styling Heads happy.

I also find it kind of funny that she does Pilates. They didn’t really do that shit in the olden days, right? They did Calisthenics, hula hooping, jump rope and medicine ball chasing. Shit like that.
They even used a vibrating belt machine or spent a few hours sitting in a sweat box like Lucy did on I Love Lucy. I don’t think Pilates was part of their daily shit.

That being said, Dita is hot for being so dedicated to maintaining the glamour.

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Dita Von Teese, Glamour

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