The Lezzies Are Fighting

January 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Here we go again. Somebody put the hose on these two gayelles. Or throw a coke dust-covered dildo in the corner to keep HoHan busy for a while. I swear. HoHan and SamRo are always fighting.. Everywhere. They should be finger jacking each other. Not fighting.

Page Six has been tracking HoHan and SamRo’s war battles in Miami. The first battle took place at Set in Miami with both of their families around? If White Oprah was in their presence, they should have join forces and attacked that whore instead of each other.

The real epic battle happened on New Year’s Eve at Mansion where they shared hosting duties. A witness said they started screaming out each other and the fight quickly moved to the back alley. Okay, this is what I like to hear. The source said, “It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out.

Gross?! The source doesn’t know true glamour when they see it. That sounds fucking hot. I always try to do all my fighting in back alleys with sandwich-eating bums serving as my audience. Add a song by Vanity 6 as the soundtrack and that shit right there would have been the most glamorous event of 2009.

When the two angry lezzies got back to their hotel at around 11am, they started bitch fighting! Several whores said they could hear the two trashing their room and that’s when they took the fight to the hallways. One source said, “They were punching each other – it was bad. And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary.

Again, who are these sources? Scary?! That is far from scary. That is entertainment right there. Obviously, none of these witnesses own a camera phone. I would’ve been telling those two fightin’ dykes to smile and say “dental dam” for my camera while they were kicking each other in the bagina bone.

The source said at one point HoHan dropped to her knees and shouted “Why are you doing this to me?” SamRo responded, “I don’t know you.”

HAHAHAHAH! “I don’t know you” is the best line ever! That shit always works when you want to exude hardcore emotion. Just make sure your bottom lip is quivering and one tear is coming down your cheek just as you’re about to say “know you.” I think I’ve said that at least a million times. The last time was when my dry cleaner told me he raised the prices on slacks.

I bet you HoHan and SamRo were fighting over something really stupid. HoHan probably wanted to top just once and SamRo wasn’t going to share the strap-on.

Above is video from New Year’s Eve at Mansion of the two having words. The worst part of the clip is that SamRo is playing “Woomanizah.” This means that the song is back in my brain area for at least 48-hours. I just finished exorcising that shit out of my head by listening to The Facts of Life theme song over and over again. “Woomanizah” is back for more torture.

And here’s some pictures of HoHan looking a lot cheerier while vising a friend’s house yesterday. Her vagina must be pleased because she’s smiling!

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