Megan Lewis Is Gettin’ A Divorce!

January 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Escandalo! Maybe? I hope. Kelly Rutherford has quit her marriage of two years and she’s three months knocked up! Oh shit. Dat baby ain’t his! Or maybe she woke up and realized he had busted gay face for a reason: because he loves the peen. Or maybe he got sick of sharing the tit with his 2-year-old! Uh oh. Here comes the e-mails from La Leche League. Brace yourself, inbox.

Whatever the case may be, Kelly filed for divorce from Daniel Giersch on December 30th in Los Angeles. She claimed the good old “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why her legal union crashed and burned. I’m pretty sure that in Hollywood, “irreconcilable differences” means the wifey caught the husband licking on another man’s ass lips. Check the legal books.

Kelly and Daniel have a 2-year-old handbag son together they named Hermés Gustaf Giersch.

This is Kelly’s second divorce. Her first marriage lasted a grand total of five whole months. Hey, at least she broke her last record.

But seriously, I think I’ve seen her power bottom twink husband dancing to a Deborah Cox song on a box in nothing but tighty whiteys at Micky’s in West Hollywood back in the day.

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