The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Clarkson’s Single Cover

January 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Yeah, this is Kelly Clarkson’s new single cover and not Kate Hudson on the cover of some 1970s soft-core porn movie. If Kelly wanted her single cover all shiny-like, she should have just spent 5-minutes to make some shit using Blinggee. It would’ve looked better and she could have put a little sparkly “Sexy Mami” stamp in the corner.

And it’s illegal of Kelly to make a delicious lollipop look so not-delicious. It doesn’t even look edible! It looks like a crotch lolly! The kind of lolly that’s meant to be sucked by your other mouth.


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