This Is Totally Gay Al’s Two-Piece

December 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Gay Al is going to burst a cum bubble when he sees these pictures of Star stretching out yet another one of his favorite freakum suits in St. Barts earlier this month. You can even tell by the look on Star’s face that she knows Gay Al’s manpussy is going to pucker like crazy over this shit. Star’s not even wearing it right! She’s wearing the top backwards. Gay Al loves the way that top accentuates his sumptuous décolletage.

You know, I don’t mind Star’s fat band scars. They kind of look like meth pipe burns and I like that feature on a woman. Methinks 2009 is going to be about looking like a day shift truck stop hooker, so meth pipe burns are a must to complete the look. Star is already ahead of the game.

However, I really didn’t need to get intimate with Star’s world class fupa. There’s enough fupa there to keep a large village warm at night. Warm and musty. No wonder Gay Al screamed “Oh my heavens!” every time Star tried to seduce him by wearing a sexy panty set from Torrid.

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