There was a story a few years ago of a 93-year-old memaw in Lithuania who showed a burglar what’s what by grabbing on his skin berries and refusing to let go until the cops came. That story inspired Memaw “Jennifer” of Portland, Oregon to do the same thing when some nekkid ass criminal broke into her house and threw her old ass onto a chair. When the man had Jennifer on the chair, she reached around and gave him a nut job he will never forget. Vadge’s ball crushing vagina must be so proud.
Sadly, Memaw Jennifer didn’t pop one of his testicles, because he broke free from her hand and got away. The cops later found the nekkid moron and arrested him. They probably followed his raccoon screeches from getting his jizz bags crushed.
The punchline in this story is that the naked dude’s name is Michael Dick. Michael DICK! His dick is all he would have left if Memaw Jennifer got her way.
Above is Jennifer talking about her ordeal. I love what Jennifer screamed at Michael Dick, but I think she forgot a word. She obviously threw in the “cunt” word in there somewhere. It’s the official curse word for hardcore memaws.
And I hope that when I become an old lady, my house looks like that too.