Matt Dillon Wants To Play Too
Matt Dillon didn’t want Charles Barkley and Doug Wilson (see below) to have all the fun, so he got himself arrested too! Matt decided to switch things up and not get busted for DUI. He got nailed for speeding instead.
44-year-old Matty was stopped by police last night for driving 106 mph on I-91 in Newbury, Vermont where the speed limit is 65. If dumb fuck Matt was going 80 or 90, the police dude probably just would have given him a ticket and allowed him to go on his way. But since Matt decided to play Days of Thunder, he was handcuffed and charged with driving like a lunatic (aka as Pulling A Hogan). They let him go a little while later.
106? Did he have diarrhea coming out of his ass? What was he in such a rush to get to in Vermont? Maybe he couldn’t wait to visit the Ben & Jerry’s factory? If so, then I forgive him, because that place is delicious.
Well, at least Matt reminded the world he was still alive by getting arrested. I think I forgot he existed. And he does give good mug shot. A little wink and a pout would have been sexier, but this would works too.