HoHan’s Brother Is Kind Of Hot

December 31, 2008 / Posted by:

HoHan’s brother is not the dude with the bottle cap in his ear, he’s the other one. I’m a little grossed out that I think a Lohan is hot. And his name is Michael Lohan Jr. which is even worse. That means he has the crazy-in-the-brains gene. He also has the gene that makes it okay for you to wear your cell phone on your waistband. And even has a small case of “durr” face.

What the hell is wrong with me? My genitals need rehab and a stern talking to. But he is kind of hot, right? And he’s not checking HoHan out in that picture above, he probably spotted a coke dingle hanging out of her ass area.

Here’s HoHan looking like a dried out chicken bone in Miami. Her bikini body is courtesy of a strict diet of coke and cooch. I don’t think that the little boy in the last few thumbnails below was told by his parents to never kiss a Lohan. Free clinic here he comes!

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