Eddie Murphy Serenades His Hos

December 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Here is Eddie Murphy playing a beautiful song for his hos on a big ass boat in St. Barts the other day. Actually, I think Eddie was just trying to charm the snake in one of their bikini bottoms, so that he could find out which one is the tranny. I don’t need to play a song to tell Eddie that the one on the left can dick slap him in the face if he wants it. She’s built like a twink top who should really be a bottom.

And Eddie’s dick charming song is totally an acoustic version “Party All The Time.” Why do I love that shit song so much? It just makes you want to pick up a tranny hooker and do lines off her floppy peen with Rick James’ ghost. Video below:

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