Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat. – Mary Read
In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately? – Starvis
Absolut zeroes. – jiggywiddit
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