That Can’t Be Comfortable

December 30, 2008 / Posted by:

The way Katie Holmes is carrying Suri is the same way my friends carry me out of bars when I’m drunk and acting the fool. You know, they throw me over their shoulder, toss me into a cab and hold me while my legs flail around. Usually I’m wearing an outfit similar to Suri’s. That little tidbit isn’t important, but I thought it would be a fun fact for a Tuesday morning.

Carrying a drunk ass this way is ok. Carrying a kid like this looks so damn uncomfortable and unnecessary for all parties involved. I know Tommy and Katie like to display Suri this way, but maximum exposure means minimum comfort for Suri. Can’t they find a better way? Maybe they should give her a piggyback ride? Or Tommy can get on all fours (he’s used to that position) and Suri can ride him like the donkey he is.

And about Katie’s face: Ctrl + Alt + KatieLooksBeat

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