One Minute, Four Seconds

December 30, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s wrong of me to judge something when I haven’t listened to the entire thing, but I couldn’t make it past the 1:04 mark of John Mayer’s cover of Mimi’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” First of all, Christmas songs have been fucking me in the ass without Crisco since November. Second of all, John Mayer sounds constipated. The visual of him pushing out a butt nugget while singing a Christmas tune was too much for me to deal with, so I quit that bitch after a minute.

Besides, I don’t need to listen to the whole thing to know that John is doing it all wrong. Dear John, get yourself a hot cup of douche water, sit back and watch this hot bitch below. This beautiful songbird will show you the proper way to cover a Mimi Xmas song:

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