Here Comes The Rain Again (Thanks To The $1,400 Vibrator)
Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is getting into the fuck toy business. Dave worked with the Jimmyjane company to create a $1,400 pussy throbber with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds around it. The vibrator also has a guitar pick attached to it with the lyrics from his song “Let’s Do It Again” written on it. When you drop 1400 clams on this shit, you can also download the song for free.
The Sun says Dave is also putting out a cheaper vibrator with the same company for $140.
I know diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but I doubt your vag cares about that shit. For $1,400 Dave’s vag rod better do a lot more than just rub your lady business with some stupid ass diamonds. That shit better tickle your ass lips at the same time and talk dirty to you. Afterwards, it better get you a warm towel, light candles, spoon you, whisper sweet nothings into your ear and brush your hair as you fall into a deep slumber. When you wake up, that vibrator better have a 5-course breakfast waiting for you along with a perfectly warm bubble bath and Annie Lennox herself serenading your ass while you bathe. That’s what that shit should do for $1,400.