It’s been a long time since my eyes tried to jump out of their sockets from trying to read Kanye West’s blog, so I decided to hold my eyeballs down and go on over. Yesterday, Kanye went off on Media Takeout for claiming he chants to get rid of ghosts and spirits. Kanye doesn’t chant! It probably sounds like chanting, but Kanye was just screaming at those ghosts with SQUID BRAINS to get the fuck out of his house! You know those ghosts couldn’t take it and they quit that bitch. Kanye should start his own business. GhostCAPPERS!
And Kanye is right, exclamation points are fun!!! They really are. They make everything sound extra extra extra exciting!!! See? It’s not as exciting without the zillion of exclamation points. Let’s try it with a really boring word: Aniston. Or Aniston!!!!! See, even Aniston is exciting with exclamation points.