Bye Bye Balthazar

December 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

A few weeks ago there was a blind item about some TV bitch getting fired but not knowing it yet. Well, it seems like that the bitch in question is Balthazar Getty. The Ausiello Files has it on good authority that the producers have quit Balthazar. Last week, they told him that they weren’t going to renew his contract as a full-time ho, but they are in talks to keep him on as a recurring character. This means there’s really no plans to put his ass six feet under.

A few sources told Ausiello that Balthazar getting demoted has nothing to do with the rumors that he’s been acting like a fucktard on set. They said it was all about budget issues. They feel that Balthazar’s character really isn’t that important, so he was the one that earned a ticket to the glue factory.

Yet another reason for Sienna Miller to dump this bastard forever. The dick is stale. The bitch is still married. And he doesn’t have a full-time gig anymore. Sienna is a mega slut who deserves better peen. A peen that can at least buy her a Happy Meal after fucky times. I know it’s wrong, but eating a Happy Meal after sex is really enjoyable.

Tags: Balthazar Getty, Brawls, TV

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