When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it’s Tuesday. Well, fuck that shit! Grab your bong and make sweet, sweet, sweeeet love to it. There’s reason to celebrate! Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui. Maui Wowie! Okay, they’ve really been together for 20 years, but that’s like ten million in stoner time.
On Sunday, if you were craving a fat joint, Woody’s wedding was the place to find it. I mean, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson were all guests. Instead of toasting with champagne, they held up their bongs. You know they only served Funions, chili cheese fries and refried beans. The wedding cake was probably made out of pot brownies.
UsWeekly says that Alanis Morissette sang. Okay, that would’ve killed my high.
Congrats to these two crazy stoners. May they have many more years of bonging and boinking (sorry for the visual) together!