Well, there you have it. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to a boy baby yesterday in Palmer, Alaska and the world didn’t end. Go figure. Bristol’s memaw’s sister opened her fat mouth and confirmed the news to People. According to her, they have named their kid Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Tripp? Has Bristol been watching Dirty Sexy Money? The name Tripp fits right in with all the other Palin child names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig and Tripp! They really do sound like the name of Pottery Barn candle scents.
And you can throw moose pie at me if you want to, but I really do think Levi Johnston is kind of hot in a “let’s just use spit instead” kind of way.