Heather Mills’ former nanny has joined the long list of people who can’t stand the cunt and would give anything to beat her down with her fake leg. Seriously, if Heather got a leg for every time someone said they hated her ass….
Sara Trumble has filed a complaint with an employment tribunal claiming Heather Mills is a cunt to work for and forced her to do a bunch of shit that was beyond her regular duties. Sara said that after Heather’s divorce from Paul McCartney, she had to work long hours, blow dry Heather’s hair every morning at 7:30 and spray tan her one-legged ass once a week.
Okay, the spray tanning part couldn’t have been that bad. I mean, she only had to spray one leg, so it probably took less time than usual. And if Sarah hated Heather so much, she could have taken out her frustrations while blow drying her hair. I would have accidentally shoved the blow dryer up her ass while it was on high. It was an accident!
Heather’s side says that Sara is just out for cash and she was hired to be a nanny and a housekeeper. Heather claims after Sara came back from maternity leave, her hours were changed to accommodate her new baby. Heather also gave Sara some of her daughter’s hand-me-downs and also took her on some beach vacation. She’s so fucking generous.
So Heather is accusing Sarah of pulling a “Heather Mills“? How damn ironic.
You know, if you agree to take a job from Heather Mills, you should know that you’re basically working for Satan’s cunt. You should also be okay with the word “cunt” becoming a regular part of your vocabulary. When you work for Heather Mills, you will become one with the word “cunt.” You will fall in love with the word. Heather should put that in the damn contract. Shit. Maybe I should work for the cunt. That’s a word I would love to say all day and all night. I would especially love to whisper it into Heather’s fugly ear while I “blow dry” her hair. Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!