ShamWow Vince Is Bilingual

December 29, 2008 / Posted by:

You might have already seen this shit, but pretend like this is the first time, so you can be dazzled all over again. It’s ShamWow Vince attempting to speak Spanish, but he sounds more like my Dutch friend trying to speak Italian while drunk and high. Vince’s Spanish accent would make my abuelita cry.

I don’t think anyone knows what the fuck he’s saying, but who cares? He’s winking at us the whole time! Because of that, I’d buy a million ShamWow rags from Vince! Vince could seriously sell me anything. Even a damn soggy peen. Oh Vince, I’d chupa tu verga. Sorry, that’s the only Spanish I can think of right now.

Thanks JC

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